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Amon Demotivational Poster


TAGS: they talk amongst themselves
Rating: 4.62/5

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Sean - May 9, 2010, 1:55 am
Thank God Airman used the word "rules" in the title. All my feline buddies just sniffed contemptuously at that and walked away. Lord help me if any of them reads this.
Sleeves - May 7, 2010, 6:51 pm
5 cats for this one


TAGS: better a perfect pebble and a flawed diamond
Rating: 4.81/5

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Silverheart - January 22, 2013, 4:35 pm

Funny, the driver doesn't look like Clarkson, Hammond or May... One of my favorite episodes of Top Gear there. The 'safety test' portion was priceless.
motifayk - January 22, 2013, 9:06 am
The trio that made it, did quite well by making something in less than 2 days when compared to Chevy Volt. But compare it to SAIC Roewe E50 - other than price the Chinese govt. sponsored indigenous experiment is much better.
PapaFox - January 22, 2013, 7:36 am
Ah, the Hammerhead Eagle i-Thrust... good as any other electric car. ;)


TAGS: giant among men
Rating: 4.9/5

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SteveFurlong - March 24, 2012, 10:59 am
Tip for designated drivers: don't drive your car. Puke is such a persistent smell. 5L because I've been the DD many times.

FORGIVENESS - "I pardon you."


TAGS: diamonds
Rating: 3.14/5

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moooooooooooooooooo - May 31, 2009, 2:17 am
thou shalt not motisteal.
agdaniele - May 30, 2009, 7:47 pm


TAGS: life time day human nature joke engagement wedding suffering three ring circus diamond woman best friend
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by giulio

Bartimaeus - September 9, 2009, 11:52 pm
Marriage:It never ends well.
Claire - September 9, 2009, 11:50 pm
Not necessarily, depending.
lunchmeat5000 - August 12, 2009, 10:41 pm
Marriage: #1 cause for divorce.
Chateaux - August 12, 2009, 11:25 am
..."One Ring to rule them all..." Great!
CANADA - August 12, 2009, 11:06 am
sorry glitch,seeing it now
CANADA - August 12, 2009, 10:44 am
no name again?


TAGS: diamonds are forever james bond
Rating: 4.6/5

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EmilioDumphque - October 13, 2012, 10:56 pm
Well, one of us smells like a tart's handkerchief.

Diamond in the Rough -

TAGS: diamonds are for ever
Rating: 5/5

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falloutghoul - August 29, 2013, 8:05 am
Is that Preston Lacy?
MissPriss - August 28, 2013, 6:35 pm
5Lucky gold dig....girl!

HANDS - touchin' hands reachin' out

TAGS: iceman relationship neil diamond
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Airman

Swampfox - April 1, 2013, 6:28 pm
It's a Rosy relationship.
mafia107c - July 29, 2011, 6:25 pm
hope she's handy in the kitchen
Arvantillian - July 29, 2011, 11:11 am
On the other hand, it may be a simple case of mistaken identity, i mean, they are twins..right?
coldinjected - July 29, 2011, 8:13 am
I'm sure she is "handsome"
Airman - July 28, 2011, 11:45 am
tee hee
Reality Lord - July 27, 2011, 11:09 pm

beer...yet again..spayed across the monitor.....arggggh. man i gotta hand it to you
crankyhead - July 27, 2011, 8:51 pm
At least he didn't make anyone say "Jack Handey" =)
ICEMAN - July 27, 2011, 7:26 pm
Whisky Tango Foxtrot? I see Airman Snuffy is Up and Locked as usual. Don't make come over there & smack you with a BFH. ;)
crankyhead - July 27, 2011, 6:14 pm
5weet Caroline!


TAGS: diamonds and women neener loves em
Rating: 4.62/5

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Iconoclast - October 19, 2010, 6:07 pm
Really good. 5 carats.
Neener - October 19, 2010, 5:55 pm
Thanks RL
Reality Lord - October 19, 2010, 5:53 pm

really nice stuff neener. all of it!
suenero - October 19, 2010, 4:08 pm
Finding a flawless is nearly impossible indeed. 5L's


TAGS: appearing nightly in the diamond room
Rating: 3.56/5

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agdaniele - November 23, 2009, 8:45 pm
Dammit, LD.... noooooooo!
LogicDude - November 23, 2009, 9:27 am
YOU BASTARD!!! I CAN'T GET THAT SONG OUT OF MY HEAD NOW! AUUUUGGGHHHH!!! Quick! Someone play "You Can Ring My Bell"!!!
BoneCD - November 22, 2009, 4:20 pm
Bingo Zed
GreyScorpion - November 22, 2009, 3:28 pm
And now he's ticklin' her fancy Rubbin' her toes Muzzle to muzzle, now anything goes As they wriggle, and Sue starts to giggle
Zed - November 22, 2009, 3:13 pm
Muskrat Love. Good lord, I haven't heard THAT tune since I was a grade-schooler, back in the 70's.
agdaniele - November 22, 2009, 3:09 pm
Nibbling on bacon, chewin' on cheese!!! 5L



TAGS: woman million billion diamond ring
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - November 23, 2014, 11:03 am
Haha thanks :)
mizzdizz - November 23, 2014, 10:50 am
Pre-nup, boys! We're all blood-thirsty, money hungry batches on divorce day! And before, if you let us get away with it! LOL! That ring would earn you 5 kneeling lions! LOL!
JesusWept - November 21, 2014, 8:32 am
Thanks fellas :)
Thedge - November 21, 2014, 1:04 am
And if you don't pay the lawyers before skipping out of the country. 5
GaryO - November 20, 2014, 3:05 pm
Oh man, so right on



TAGS: women diamonds greed relationship blah
Rating: 4.9/5

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rerun - November 25, 2010, 11:17 am

works in reverse as well.....think about it
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 25, 2010, 11:13 am
This actually looks like the ring you gave her....Now I feel bad for stealing it from her and pawning it for beer money (6 pack)
Hawamleh - September 27, 2010, 7:27 am
Well I Get It But, I Seriously Dont See Any Relation To Me :) olo
curzondax12 - September 27, 2010, 4:08 am
Took me a minute to get it, but it caught up to me. Nice. Yes i'm a moron.
rerun - September 26, 2010, 8:10 pm

this is great.
jameswnash - September 26, 2010, 8:07 pm
Nicely played
forseti - September 26, 2010, 4:28 pm
5 lifetimes
TheTrashHeap - September 26, 2010, 12:22 pm
I'm so happy! "weeping"
agdaniele - September 26, 2010, 12:15 pm
Yes, TTH.... I accept.

DIAMONDS - How much do you want to bet that she has no gag reflex whatsoever?


VIAGRA - Diamonds used to be a gold diggers reward, now they make her earn every penny.


TAGS: culos hearts diamond club spade
Rating: 4.45/5

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autumnspirit - February 4, 2011, 8:55 pm
This is perfect! Adding to faves lol
Airman - February 4, 2011, 5:28 pm
that's telling him
culos - February 4, 2011, 4:31 pm
At least we take the time for personal hygiene which can't be said for all of us.....When was the last time you washed the shit out of your tail Moo+???
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 4, 2011, 4:10 pm
Don't you two always shave together after you wax each other and shower?
Airman - February 4, 2011, 4:02 pm
2 in the same week. LOL. It's ok C.. we have enough trouble remembering if we shaved this morning.
pieman - February 4, 2011, 3:20 pm
Great minds think alike. 127549

ITS A TRAP - She asked a simple question, does her pants made her butt look bigger. I told her no, it was my eyes. I was wrong again.

TAGS: diamonds fix everything
Rating: 3.55/5

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agdaniele - September 2, 2010, 10:23 pm
You see how he has to sit at the other end of the couch to balance it out... that should be her first clue.
spacedog - September 2, 2010, 10:19 pm
I always tell my wife I need a closer look. Once she's within touching distance the answer is "her butt feels the same size it always did".
GreyScorpion - September 2, 2010, 10:12 pm
"nicely", don't forget the "nicely"
agdaniele - September 2, 2010, 10:07 pm
Since you're going to get in trouble anyhow, the right answer is "they fit"

R e s o l v e -


CINNAMON BUN - There's no way, at all, that this is good for you.

DIAMONDS - Best diet available....

BAMBOO PANDAMONIUM - Because a giant maverick has never been so cute.

PIMP YOUR KID KIT - Who Are They Trying To Fool?

TAGS: perverts are among us
Rating: 1.82/5

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rerun - February 28, 2010, 2:00 pm

there is some show on cable, think called Little Miss Perfect. One of the neighbors daughter won last year. Looks like this in her costumes and makeup
TheGoat - February 28, 2010, 1:58 pm
That one IS scary - she looks a lot like my niece (and I'm not kidding)!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 24, 2010, 2:35 pm
You...they're trying to fool you....and they're succeeding.



TAGS: the ramones tribute cubby
Rating: 4.78/5

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Cubbybear - September 3, 2010, 10:19 am
I love the lace up boots
bugmenot - September 3, 2010, 9:32 am
Damn. She´s hot!


TAGS: diamonds
Rating: 4.35/5

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ICEMAN - August 17, 2010, 11:23 pm
I keep trying to tell them that first part.


TAGS: maybe next time we can try a little diamond cut pattern
Rating: 2.79/5

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BoneCD - August 30, 2009, 1:02 pm
MO - August 30, 2009, 1:02 pm
anyone with devils, jets or giants jerseys on. I'm not even exaggerating. EVERYONE!!! I'm in Beagle hell!!!
MO - August 30, 2009, 1:00 pm
You hush your fingers Bone!! Smater of fact now I've got to wash my eyes out!! Actually it's really strange. South Jersey where she is may as well be Philladelphia. They are ALL Flyers, Eagles and Phillies fans. We go out all the time and never see....
BoneCD - August 30, 2009, 12:53 pm
If Nik is a Jersey Girl you would think that she would be a Giants Fan.
MO - August 30, 2009, 12:47 pm
Exit O Baby!!!
BoneCD - August 30, 2009, 12:45 pm
*hmmm, she is a Jersey Girl* say what!
MO - August 30, 2009, 12:41 pm
MOtel? Never! She belongs in a HOtel!!!
BoneCD - August 30, 2009, 12:38 pm
I would think that Nik was that "Jersey Girl" at the MOtel
MO - August 30, 2009, 12:32 pm
Hard sayin, not Knowing!!!
BoneCD - August 30, 2009, 12:01 pm
Wasn't that the gal at the no-tell-MOtel
Haarakkon - August 30, 2009, 11:53 am
No idea on that one, but a cursory search came up with hits on Guernsey Maids.
MO - August 30, 2009, 11:46 am
Where the hell am I getting "jersey maids" though. That's the burning question I've got. The shit that floats around in my head.....wow.
Haarakkon - August 30, 2009, 11:28 am
Angus / Charolais "hybrids" will also result in a black and white cow. Typically those cattle are black with white colorings, though.
BoneCD - August 30, 2009, 10:33 am
Look at them nice tight straight rows, eH!
MO - August 30, 2009, 9:51 am
Holsteins are the proper name for your black and white mooooers. I'm positive that "jersey maids" are the nickname for them to, but can't find anything. Anyone got some mooooore info? Muuler? Muuler?? Anyone?
MO - August 30, 2009, 9:48 am
So I'm still researching Jersey Maid cows. I coulda swore that they were the Black and white ones. Turns out I'm nuckinfutz. So my comment about jersey girls was also aimed at my squirrel, who lives in....Jersey.
Sean - August 30, 2009, 2:01 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 30, 2009, 2:01 am
freudooooooooooo....Sean's a big fan of the Oedipus theory.
Arrogant Knight - August 30, 2009, 1:59 am
Doctor Sigmund Sean - August 30, 2009, 1:48 am
And yet *strokes chin* you put a qvestion marks on ze endz of zat zentence. Verwy interestink, no?
Nik - August 30, 2009, 1:42 am
AK...I couldn't agree more. I love MO to death, but I am constantly confused by him. Now that I think of it, I think it's part of the charm for me?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 30, 2009, 1:31 am
So now it matters what colour I am?....Shame on you MO....You should be more open minded.
Arrogant Knight - August 30, 2009, 1:26 am
MO confuses a lot of people...
Nik - August 30, 2009, 1:25 am
To explain something that most people do not know...the only black and white cows are called jersey cows or jersey milk cows. Something along those lines? MO can tell you the whole story. I was a little confused myself. Still not sure right now.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 30, 2009, 1:03 am
So...I'm a girl and from Jersey?.......It's on MO (you're still cool Nik.)
Nik - August 29, 2009, 7:52 pm
Damn straight!!!
MO - August 29, 2009, 5:28 pm
Jersey girls! Multi talented!!


TAGS: naomi diamond hand jobs
Rating: 2.45/5

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agdaniele - August 21, 2010, 12:51 pm
When did Naomi get married?
thatonechick - August 21, 2010, 12:26 pm
If it makes you feel better, I got it.
krazzeeman - August 20, 2010, 8:28 pm
I made a mess of this sorry everyone
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2010, 7:56 pm
Not worth it.....I'm just gonna assume that blood diamonds are the really pretty ones....
krazzeeman - August 20, 2010, 7:53 pm
BLOOD DIAMOND is a illegel diamond trade,watch the movie and your understand
DreMagnum - August 20, 2010, 7:35 pm
whats a blod diamond?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2010, 7:22 pm
All I remember is Leo DiCaprio taking a beating....Just like Gangs of New York......good times..........
krazzeeman - August 20, 2010, 7:20 pm
think of blod diamonds
DreMagnum - August 20, 2010, 6:34 pm
i dont get it
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2010, 6:26 pm
I thought it was a retrospective on the duality of.....yeah, I got nothin.
krazzeeman - August 20, 2010, 6:26 pm
Yeah sorry, blood diamonds is spot on RR I should have put that in.
rerun - August 20, 2010, 6:25 pm

best I can tell it has something to do with blood diamonds
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2010, 6:18 pm
Huh? whaaaaa?
rerun - August 20, 2010, 6:17 pm

Faceplant31 - August 20, 2010, 6:11 pm

DIAMONDS - They're a girl's best friend.


TAGS: euchre once in a lifetime heart spade club diamond
Rating: 1.93/5

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RetiredUSNChief - April 14, 2011, 7:04 pm
Heh! Funny to see those who insist it's NOT Euchre have not checked the tags... :):)
Ace - June 12, 2009, 2:21 am
Are you guys serious...the game is Spades... Wow...
Flea - May 12, 2009, 10:00 pm
Or Diamonds. Then again, if you have that hand, you should bid pretty damn high.
aPauling - September 25, 2008, 1:13 pm
ROYAL FLUSH: You're a jack-off!
LogicDude - September 18, 2008, 3:28 pm
I LOVE Bob Euchre! Best Sportscaster EVER!
Bug - July 25, 2008, 12:15 am
The games been around for a few hundred years, people all over the world will get this joke.
theryman - June 26, 2008, 11:26 pm
I live in Cinci, and we play the best damn euchre game in the country.
Desiree - May 29, 2008, 3:38 am
You guys play Euchre in the northwest? I thought it was just in a VERY limited region of the midwest. Next time I'm in WA, I'm challenging you to an all-night Euchre match :-D
Chance - May 20, 2008, 7:46 pm
...And now one knows what this means unless they live in the Northwest.

ALIENS AMONG US - And you still doubt that they are among us

Less Than Perfect -


TAGS: raost tribute cubby is a god among motifakers
Rating: 4.73/5

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Cubbybear - June 10, 2010, 2:04 pm
I hope she survives

- Epic Wordsmith Witty and Topical. Still can't handle his Jägermeister

TAGS: puke that taster like cinnamon hearts
Rating: 3.6/5

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CANADA - October 6, 2009, 12:06 am
Except in college!
nik - July 6, 2009, 10:58 pm
True dat!!
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 10:51 pm
If no other lesson in life is learned, everyone needs to understand that nothing good ever comes from Jager.
thetrashheap - July 6, 2009, 10:49 pm
moooooooooo is a motifake in real life! Any time he seems really complimentary, you are about to get shot down!
nik - July 6, 2009, 10:44 pm
Well at least the words were kind to you.
thetrashheap - July 6, 2009, 10:43 pm
I searched for the tag cinnamon!
nik - July 6, 2009, 10:42 pm
Well, that did NOT come up when I searched thetrashheap. NOT AT ALL!!!
thetrashheap - July 6, 2009, 10:41 pm
This one Nik! hey over here yoohoo!!!!!!
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 4:39 pm
I'm sure you mean "seat" and yeah Thanks TTH but what did you do to my drapes?
bonecd - July 6, 2009, 4:31 pm
Hey, at least you put the set up eH!
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 4:25 pm
I wish someone would puke in the aquarium (regardless of what I say in the Forum) They're "her" fish.....Except "Abe" he's the only fish I like.
thetrashheap - July 6, 2009, 4:24 pm
perpetual douche baggery from you guys eh!
bonecd - July 6, 2009, 4:22 pm
Dammit I told him not to use the fish bowl!
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 4:21 pm
he's more the "queen"
bonecd - July 6, 2009, 4:19 pm
I gave the King of the Porcelain Throne a 5 Poodle mark
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 4:16 pm
You know full well I don't have children. If you wanna kill those bastard cats be my guest. did You at least give me 5?
bonecd - July 6, 2009, 4:15 pm
Too funny
thetrashheap - July 6, 2009, 4:14 pm
You will pay for this you coward. I will eat your children and floss with your pets.

JOEY RAMONE - R.I.P. deleted deleted

TAGS: joey ramone
Rating: 2.17/5

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Sean - April 2, 2009, 6:47 pm
Are you serious? Because if you're not, that's really funny. But if you are, well that's just really funny. And I love the Ramones, their my favouritest.
Maccadinho - April 2, 2009, 6:24 pm
jesus, my bad guys. This is embarrassing. Embarrassing! I thought it was Joey. Man, he'd be spinning in his grave. How can you delete these?
Porcelina - January 29, 2009, 10:19 pm
I believe that's the joke.. I hope
pinwheel - January 29, 2009, 4:56 pm
this isn't Joey Ramone. its howard stern. EPIC FAIL!
LogicDude - November 8, 2008, 5:30 pm
Don't sweat it Macca...energy is just a Lurking Fucktard Armchair-commenting No-Posting Bitch.
Maccadinho - November 8, 2008, 5:05 pm
If you want to up the standards of the posters do one yourself.
Maccadinho - November 8, 2008, 5:00 pm
Bro, it's cool you think the theme is lame. No problem at all. Give it a one lion and even say you think it suck. But don't be so hateful.
LogicDude - November 8, 2008, 1:01 pm
So the other day it was 123 posts, 3 more since then? And yet you still only show up in comments...please see RONSART for your card.
energy - November 8, 2008, 1:00 pm
~theme. 4> yawn.
energy - November 8, 2008, 12:59 pm
*sigh* here we go again... 1>if you can talk the mod into naming my past 126 posts, great. if not, i don't care. 2> i'm tired of the lack of standards people have in making posters. 3> you made 3 posters in a row with the same lame tunnel bait th
Maccadinho - November 8, 2008, 12:42 pm
Holy shit bro, someone shit in your wheaties? LOL And there are NO posters attributed to 'energy'. Use your real name or actually make a poster, internet tough guy.
energy - November 8, 2008, 11:53 am
again, you are a fucking idiot. if you can't make an actual poster, slit your own fucking throat before wasting bandwidth.
Cubbybear - November 8, 2008, 9:53 am
That's Howard Stern!

HOSTAGE RESCUE - Hostage YES, Rescue NO! And by the time JIMBO and the boyz, get done with you...

FIND SOME DIAMOND - Fall into Lava

TAGS: minecraft diamond lava
Rating: 1.4/5

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Sho - October 4, 2012, 11:26 am
Creating and/or posting meme's doesn't really "score" high here

Whoever Said -

Gotta love Marilyn Monroe -